Sons of Empire!

An informative Pictograph concerning chiefly Warhammer 40,000's Legion of Illustrious Space Victorians! (Warning: Also contains divers depictions of Johnny Alien and criminal foreigners of varying sorts. Serious risk of fainting for ladies and the mentally infirm.)

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Friday, September 22, 2006

Villainy, both Brutish and Alluring

Here we see two aliens: sworn enemies, yet united in their opposition to propriety.

Below, on the left, is a borish Ork warlord. Observe, if you will, the reclining forehead of the habitual thug, the utter lack of bearing and the scores of skulls he caries - taken, we can only hope, from foreigners. None but a fool would fail to recognise this coarse space-oaf as an enemy of decent folk everywhere, and no fellow of pluck would hesitate to teach him a stern lesson with sabre and carbine.



Yet what of this second figure? What red-blooded chap would not be favourably disposed towards the maiden we see here, with her pleasing figure, long tresses and enormous pair of antlers on display? Beware, young men of the Imperium, for this is no normal flower of girlhood: this is an Eldar, a fey alien.

Indeed, the lure of the exodites speaks to many hearty lads. But you're better off with Mabel back at home, chaps: she may be less exotic, but she's not waving a sickle on top of a pile of skulls. Many is the man who has fallen into the clutches of the fey and been found wandering on the forest edge - spent in body and spirit, his vigour entirely drained, his broad smile an indication of the madness he has endured at the hands of a legion of wanton succubi. Let this be a warning, then: wallop the Orks, avoid strange fillies and follow the Upward Path.

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